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The Nine Types Of Section String Players
This is one of those Xerox things that turns up in all workplaces. We've
no idea where it came from but would like to give credit if you know who
the author is.
TYPE BEHAVIOR ADVANTAGES DRAWBACKS
Brown-noser Continually chats Always has a Receives favors
with conductors pencil handy. from management.
Entertainer Attracts attention Never a bore Likely to get you
into trouble.
Know-it-all Checks for misprints Conscientious Will point out
in loud, exposed runs your mistakes.
Space Cadet Stares into space Pleasant Shares unusual
insights with you.
Show-off Practises before, after Lots of stamina Never stops playing
and *during* rehearsals
Talentless Worm Tone-deaf and dumb Unfailingly Will never retire.
confident
Whiner Complains constantly Easily cowed Likely to be
your standpartner
Stoic Does job, Does job, Suffers Quietly
goes home. goes home
Stud/Sex Kitten Smiles invitingly Will sleep Will tell everyone
with you
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