The Nine Types Of Section String PlayersThis is one of those Xerox things that turns up in all workplaces. We've no idea where it came from but would like to give credit if you know who the author is.
TYPE BEHAVIOR ADVANTAGES DRAWBACKS Brown-noser Continually chats Always has a Receives favors with conductors pencil handy. from management. Entertainer Attracts attention Never a bore Likely to get you into trouble. Know-it-all Checks for misprints Conscientious Will point out in loud, exposed runs your mistakes. Space Cadet Stares into space Pleasant Shares unusual insights with you. Show-off Practises before, after Lots of stamina Never stops playing and *during* rehearsals Talentless Worm Tone-deaf and dumb Unfailingly Will never retire. confident Whiner Complains constantly Easily cowed Likely to be your standpartner Stoic Does job, Does job, Suffers Quietly goes home. goes home Stud/Sex Kitten Smiles invitingly Will sleep Will tell everyone with you